|naruto:||SASUKE GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE|
|one piece:||sad back stories for everyone|
|kuroko no basket:||gay basketball players|
|fairy tail:||i have friends and you dont so fuck off|
|black butler:||im one HELL of a butler, my lord|
|dangan ronpa:||lol lets murder each other|
|blue exorcist:||rin chill|
|attack on titan:||eren no stop|
|karenval:||hella gay secret government agents|
|date a live:||kiss every girl even your sister|
|future diary:||if you touch yuki you will die|
|kagerou project:||eveyones dead|
|soul eater:||ill take this person to beat the shit out of this person|
|death note:||i want to kill everyone but im the good guy dude swear|
|code geass:||giant game of dramatic chess with mechas|
|blast of tempest:||everyone likes yoshino|
|k project:||gay kings and gay subordinates|
|highschool of the dead:||giant boobs and zombies|
|no game no life:||blank dont lose bitch|
|free!:||i want to swim with you! *GASPS DRAMATICALLY*|
hi everyone, it’s dorothy gale from kansas, and i nominate the wicked witch of the west for the ice bucket challenge
|Lady on the bus next to me:||Tell me again- what are you not going to do in daycare today?|
|Little boy:||I will not hit the teacher with a light saber.|
|Lady:||And why are you not going to hit her with a light saber?|
|Boy:||It is my toy, and my choice, but if I hit her with the light saber, I'm acting like a Sith.|
|Lady:||Do you want to be a Sith?|
|Boy:||No! I am Obi-Wan!|
One time Thor taught the Hulk to play patty cake. It was a good day.
Parent: What does a cow say?
Parent: Yay!! What does a cat say?
Parent: Great job! Now, what does a dog say?
Baby: *deep voice* Aoba